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Photo 1 Jul 178,029 notes jakeenglish:

jakeenglish:

My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness

i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job

jakeenglish:

jakeenglish:

My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness

i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job

(Source: lalna)

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Photo 1 Jul 19,558 notes thehavensgrey:

This is extremely Tumblr worthy.

thehavensgrey:

This is extremely Tumblr worthy.

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Video 1 Jul 170,518 notes

unamusedsloth:

Are we bad people for laughing at the mishaps of kids?

Video 1 Jul 200,423 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Airplane Sleep Positions by Demetri Martin

Photo 1 Jul 39,210 notes fuckyeavanity:

exquisite-blackness:

sinidentidades:

tranqualizer:


daedazer:

occupyallstreets:

Richard Haste, an NYPD officer, killed an unarmed black teen (Ramarley Graham) in front of his grandmother and 6-year-old brother at point blank range over marijuana. The landlady, Paulet Minzie, 55, ran out the shower with only a towel after hearing the gunshots. Officers then put a gun to her head and told her to put her hands up. It wasn’t until she told them that there were cameras surveilling them, that they put their guns down.
Court papers say “[He\] immediately lowered his weapon. His demeanor completely changed, and he alerted his colleague that they may be on camera,”. The footage later revealed that Graham walked calmly to his apartment followed by police barging in without a warrant, contradicting the officers original claim that the teenager was running away from him. (Source)
Haste was freed on $50,000 bail yesterday after pleading not guilty. Police cheered for him as the parents of Graham wept in the court room.

I am beyond disgusted. 


BULLSHIT

WHAT THE FUCK

Meanwhile racism is alive and well…smh..they can miss me with this bullshit.

why do they keep doing this??

fuckyeavanity:

exquisite-blackness:

sinidentidades:

tranqualizer:

daedazer:

occupyallstreets:

Richard Haste, an NYPD officer, killed an unarmed black teen (Ramarley Graham) in front of his grandmother and 6-year-old brother at point blank range over marijuana. The landlady, Paulet Minzie, 55, ran out the shower with only a towel after hearing the gunshots. Officers then put a gun to her head and told her to put her hands up. It wasn’t until she told them that there were cameras surveilling them, that they put their guns down.

Court papers say “[He\] immediately lowered his weapon. His demeanor completely changed, and he alerted his colleague that they may be on camera,”. The footage later revealed that Graham walked calmly to his apartment followed by police barging in without a warrant, contradicting the officers original claim that the teenager was running away from him. (Source)

Haste was freed on $50,000 bail yesterday after pleading not guilty. Police cheered for him as the parents of Graham wept in the court room.

I am beyond disgusted. 

BULLSHIT

WHAT THE FUCK

Meanwhile racism is alive and well…smh..they can miss me with this bullshit.

why do they keep doing this??

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Photo 1 Jul 3,315 notes kingsleyyy:

This Toy Story 4 would be iconic

kingsleyyy:

This Toy Story 4 would be iconic

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Photo 1 Jul 173,116 notes pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.

Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

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Video 1 Jul 116,304 notes

i-ll-be-mother:

Is Robert Downey Jr’s facebook even real?

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Photo 1 Jul 56,184 notes xydexx:

And they lived happily ever after. The end.

xydexx:

And they lived happily ever after. The end.


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